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  NeoRaul

  

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  16 Feb 2011, 20:36

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  2 detectivi anchetau o crima.. la care unul se trezeste si zice partenerului,omule nu stiu ce am pe degete .. ori e c***t ori e pamant,celalant zice da sa gust ca eu ma pricep si iti zic eu ce este...gusta si zice man asta este c***t,parteneru zice pai ma gandeam eu cum naiba sa am pamant in c*r =)) 

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  elena_dana

  

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  rar32

  

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  adriana_eftm

  

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  addicted_to_life

  

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  21 Feb 2012, 13:57

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  Un tip se duce la preot : - Parinte am pacate mari. - Spune fiule, D-zeu e mare si iarta. - Parinte in timpul razboiului am ascuns un evreu in beci. - Fiule, asta nu e pacat i-ai salvat viata. Mergi cu Domnul linistit acasa. - Da, Parinte, dar i-am cerut 20 de dolari pe zi. - Fiule, asta nu este bine. Ai profitat de necazul lui. Dar totusi i-ai salvat viata. Mergi acasa tine post 2 saptamani si fa rugaciuni. Omul pleaca, nu prea convins, si dupa 5 minute bate la usa preotului din nou. Intra si il intreaba pe preot: - Parinte, crezi ca ar fi bine sa-i spun ca s-a termninat razboiul?
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  abbas123

  

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  17 Oct 2014, 09:20

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  Two detectives investigating a crime .. in which one partner wakes up and says, man I do not know what the fingers .. or ec *** t or e ground, the other says yes to taste me know and I'll tell you what is man ... taste and says it is c *** t, partner says well I was thinking how the hell did I land in the c * r
  
  
  
  
  
  Acest mesaj a fost editat de către abbas123: 6 Nov 2014, 13:21
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  Raja

  

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  13 Nov 2014, 07:40

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  A guy goes to a priest - Father I unfortunately large. - Tell my son, God is great and forgiving. - Father during the war I hid a Jew in the cellar. - My son, this is not a pity you saved lives. Go with the Lord peacefully at home. - Yes, Father, but I asked for $ 20 per day. - My son, this is not good. You took advantage of his distress. But still you saved lives. Go home and do you post two weeks prayers. Man leaves, not too convinced, and after five minutes knocking on the door of the priest again. Login and asks the priest - Father, do you think it would be better to tell him to termninat war?
  
  
  
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