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0 0One blonde asks another: "Which is further, London or the Moon?".
The other replies: "HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here?????!!!!!" -
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A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I
would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her
that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several
patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks
what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, "fifteen
inches."
"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what
room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room; they are for her
computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers
do not need curtains!" The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo .. I've got
Windoooooows!" -
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