hard to be a father
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13 Aug 2004, 14:530 0A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working,
and asks him :
- Daddy, what's sex?
"OK" he thinks, this day was bound to come, and I am not going to
let my little princess learn about Sex from the streets.
So, he sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the
bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs.
He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet dreams.
- Daddy what is "a couple" ?
And he carries on: a couple are the two people involved in the
sex, but this can be two males also, where they penetrate from the ass, or
two females which we call lesbians, where they use the tongue on the
vagina...and goes on to describe masturbation, oral sex, group
sex, pornography, bondage and rape, pedophilia, sex toys etc...
The father finally asks:
- So why did you want to know about "a couple" and "Sex"?
-Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..
