Wanna hear a blonde joke?
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13 Aug 2004, 14:520 0A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool
and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy yells to
the bartender: "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?'
A deathly silence transcends the bar. In a deep, husky, menacing voice, the
woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, you should know
something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6'
tall, 200lb blonde with a black belt in Karate. What's more, the woman
sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your
right is a blonde and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously,
Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man pauses to think, and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to
explain it five times."
