where did u have it?
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0 0If you don't laugh at the end of reading this then there's something wrong with you... Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work
and hearing this. Many Chicago folks did hear this on the WBAM FM
morning show in Chicago.
The DJ's play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
called "Mate Match". The DJ's call someone at work and ask if they are
married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers
"yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone
number) for Verification.
If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they
both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago
made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is
possibly the funniest thing I have heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all
went down:
DJ:"Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you heard ofMate Match?"
Contestant
laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ:"Great! Then you know were giving away a trip to Orlando, Florida if
you win. What is your name? First only please.
Contestant:"Brian."
DJ:"Brian, are you married or what?
Brian:"Yes."
DJ:"Yes? Does that mean that you're married or you're what?"
Brianlaughing nervously "Yes I am married."
DJ:"Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian:"Sara"
DJ:"Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian:"She's gonna kill me."
DJ:"Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work"
Brianlaughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ:"Okay, first question - when wa s the last time you had sex?"
Brian:"She is gonna kill me."
DJ:"Stay with me here Brian! "
Brian:"About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ:"Atta boy, Brian."
Brianlaughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ:"Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian:"About 10 minutes."
DJ:"Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian:"Yeah, a trip would be nice."
DJ:"Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
morning?"
Brian:Laughing Hard " I ummm, I, well..."
DJ:"This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian:"Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us
for a couple of weeks..."
DJ:"Uh Huh..."
Brian:"...and the Mother In Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ:"Atta boy, Brian."
Brian:"On the kitchen table."
DJ:"Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
times I have done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his
wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."
Three Minutes of Commericals Follow
DJ:OK audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?
(touch tones...ringing..)
Clerk:"Kinkos."
DJ:"Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"
Clerk:"This is she."
DJ:"Sara, this is Edgar from WBAM, we are live on the air and I have
Been speaking with Brian for a couple hours now."
Saralaughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ:"Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooo do you know the rules of
'Mate Match'?"
Sara:"No"
DJ:"Good"
Brianlaughing)
Saralaughing)"Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brianlaughing) "Just answer the questions honestly, okay? Be
completely honest."
DJ:"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. I f
your
answers match Brian's answers, then both of you are off to Orlando,
Florida
for 5 days on us. Disney World, Sea World, Tickets to the Magics game.
The wholedeal. Get it Sara?"
Saralaughing) "Yes."
DJ:"Alright, when did you last have sex, Sara?"
Sara:"Oh God, Brian...uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ:"What time?"
Sara:"Around 8 this morning."
DJ:"Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sara:"12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ:"Hmmmm. That's good en -
DJ:"Hmmmm. That's good enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one last question
away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?"
Saralaughing) "Yes."
DJ:" Where did you have it?"
Sara:"OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
Brian:"Just tell him, honey."
DJ:"What is bothering you so much, Sara?"
Sara:"Well..."
DJ:"Come on Sara.....where did you have it?"
Sara:"In the ass...."
After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station
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