Why chocolate is better than sex?
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0 01.Chocolate satisfies you even when it's soft
2.You can eat chocolate inside your car without being caught by the policemen
3.You can eat chocolate even in front of your mother
4.If you bite it strongly, chocolate doesn't shout
5.Two people of the same sex can eat chocolate and no one would call them with bad names.
6.Chocolate does not talk.
7.You can ask chocolate for anyone and you won't get slaped in the face
8.Chocolate doesn't leave you with hair in your mouth
9.You don't have to lie to the chocolate.
10.chocolate doesn't care if you are virgin or not
11.You can eat chocolate even when "in the period"
12.You can eat chocolate on any day of the week
13. It's easy to find a good chocolate
14.You are never too young or too old to eat chocolate.
15.Your neighbors doesnt' hear you eating chocolate
16.The size of the chocolate bar doesnt' matter, just the pleasure it gives.
17.chocolate smells good
18.it doesn't hurt eating chocolate for the first time
19.You can take a chocolate in your suitcase or pocket
20.You never get pregnant eating chocolate
21.Chocolate is AIDS-free.
22.You don't have to wear a condom to eat chocolate
23.If your son sees you eating chocolate, he won't make any question
24.Nobody ends a marriage due to lack of chocolate -
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-om bun,pt ca m-ai salvat,o sa-ti indeplinesc trei dorinte...
Omul zice :
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-bine,om bun..du-te acasa...dorinta iti va fi indeplinita
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-super...ma duc repede sa aduc doua pahare...
-aaaa,nuuuu.....adu numai unul...tu poti sa bei direct din sticla !!! -