banc... simpatic
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0 0A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An English girl!!!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?" "Which present?" "What I asked for: the English girl?!?" "Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!" -
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super!
mi-am amintit si eu unul:
o nevasta pleaca singura in concediu in Hawaii. Acolo are o aventura cu un negru.
inainte de intoarcerea in tara, tipa il intreaba pe domnul de culoare: dragul meu, a fost cel mai reusit concediu al meu de pana acum, dar inca nu stiu cum te cheama! as vrea ca, atunci cand imi voi aminti de perioada petrecuta alaturi de tine, sa asociez un nume chipului tau...
Negrul zice ca o sa-i spuna cum il cheama doar daca promite solemn ca nu va rade.
ok, n-am sa rad, raspunde tipa.
negrul zice ca numele lui e "zapada" si tipa incepe sa se tavaleasca de ras.
"Hei, ai promis ca nu vei rade!"
"dar, draga, nu rad de tine, ma gandesc doar ce fata va face sotzul meu la intorcere cand ii voi spune ca am avut 20 cm de zapada in fiecare zi! -
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