Scurt ghid de religie comparata :)
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3 Feb 2005, 18:380 0Taoism: Shit happens!
Confucianism: Confucius said: "Shit happens!"
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough!
Budhdhism: If shit happens, it really isn't shit!
7th Day Adventist: No shit on Saturdays...
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening!
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Mormonism: This shit is going to happne again.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Moonies: Only happy shit really happens.
Stoicism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens - rama rama...
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Jehova's Witness: Invite me to our home, and I'll tell you why shit happens!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time.
Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Atheism: No shit!
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!